Now and then I catch a glimpse of a news story regarding yet another idiot Yankee celebrity coming to Australia and making fools out of themselves. Continue reading…
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Once upon a time I lived in a one bedroom cottage on Separation Street in Northcote and would peddle push bikes to Dan Murphy’s in Fairfield after my car got stolen, used in a robbery, and lit on fire in front of the Melbourne Zoo.
That was when I lived in Collingwood… Continue reading…
As we’ve been over, my entire family reigns from Jersey. Continue reading…
I’ve only been awake for two hours… I slept late. I’m a lucid dreamer and instead of facing another day of word smacking, I thought I’d give myself some extra time to reside in a place that somehow makes me feel like I have more control over what’s happening around me. Continue reading…
These four words are the top four google searches that have directed people to my webpage… LOL!!! As my Aussie tribe would say …On ya Google! Continue reading…
Being stuck indoors due to way-too-freezing outdoor conditions is something I have not experienced for some time. I was telling
one of my sisters that the whole no exercise thing is getting to me and wreaking havoc on the detox. Continue reading…
In a few weeks time, CJ is going to shoot the zombie slasher short-flick that I wrote the script for back in November. Whoever ends up getting cast as the zombie bikini models might be a bit chilly in the surrounding snowy weather. I am going to make a cameo appearance as Clara, the disgruntle Writer (I’m a method Actress…) Continue reading…
If you’re in the entertainment industry, there’s serious dough to be made is in the US. I don’t really think this is rocket science, just ask Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman or Keith Urban (etc etc…) Continue reading…
I don’t think it’s ever possible for me to like a president because presidents are politicians and most politicians are liars. Politicians are always overpaid. Continue reading…
I read an unfortunate article
yesterday where another idiot celebrity (Kristen Bell) visited Australia and said something like ‘Sydney airport was disappointing, I thought there would be kangaroos.’
The first kangaroo I saw when I moved to Australia in 2002 was roadkill we drove past on they way to Lyndhurst.
So my point is Yankee people, if you happen to cross an Aussie (which are few and are between considering there are only about 22 million of them on the planet), please don’t make an idiotic comment about 1. Kangaroos or 2. Steve Irwin… or Fosters. Fosters is the crappest beer there is down under.
For my Aussie mates that I know peep the blog (shout out to Karina, Botchy, Freya, Kerry, Graham, etc!!) … check out the deer eating my Mom’s garden.
None of my Australian people would expect to see a deer at JFK airport, I don’t understand why ‘famous’ Yanks continuously defame our nation by traveling down under and saying stupid shit about kangaroos.
The paddymelons in the photo above are hopping around Daydream Island, part of the Whitsunday islands in north Queensland. The most exciting place I’ve seen kangaroos in Australia is lounging on the golf course about 10 k’s out of Brisbane.
So if you travel to Australia, do yourself a favor and do NOT make a stupid kangaroo or Crocodile Hunter comment (ps. Bindi Irwin is a mess). I suggest asking for a VB and to be pointed in a coastal direction…
