Nick Snider really wants to be an asshole. I understand for me to even mention that name makes no sense, and I couldn't agree more. I have no idea who that is. As the cult collective who's been around here for ten years probably knows, the only YouTuber I ever gave a fuck about was Nathan Wills; who was also my best friend who I sometimes wrote poetry about. I've been listening to a lot of podcasts lately, and I came across a hilarious one...
I’m at another random bar with another random stranger wearing your pants, no panties, and waiting to bleed. I wonder if he can smell it… Tonight’s trick is attractive. He’s tall. He has dreadlocks. He has blue eyes. He fucked his girlfriend before he came out to meet me in order to spite her. If I had FuckBook, I would see her fat face two profile pictures back. That’s not me though. He doesn’t know that your dick was in my mouth a...
So here's the thing, completely having my days to mySelf with no requirement of meeting anyone else's requests or expectations is essentially the best thing to go down in the past 42 years that I've been strolling around. I spend a lot of time at the beach. I take the puppies on two massive walks every day that probably accomodate about 25% of my waking hours. As of late I'm learning and practicing art therapy. I just finished my yoga practice....
Jose is in the hospital with septic shock. David and I have been on the phone discussing a million different ways to say, "You got this..." You got this... Quite a few heads came around here yesterday to read my This is Paris review where I mentioned some traumatic shit I was hit with a few years back. Yesterday I was discussing with my psychologist certain things about me that changed after all that went down. We're all changing every day as...
While writing my last 'words I don't like' post which specifically targets the words 'content' and 'influencer', I was simultaneously playing Paris Hilton's new documentary in the background. Because as an Artist, there's nothing I appreciate better than a proper contradiction. I don't really know anything about Paris Hilton. She falls into the media abyss where my ordinary reaction is to turn my head and plug my ears... as I've been discussing...